“[*exasperated sigh*] You’re supposed to be here to protect me!”

“Well what are we protecting you from? A wrong Cheeseburger? What, is this like a harmful cheeseburger or something?”

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It’s amazing what some people consider an emergency. How much do you want to bet this person was obliviously chauffeuring her two kids around in a Hummer H2, to top it off?