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OHNOES! Someone is stealing teh CHARMIN!!!11!oneeleven
Sep 29th, 2007 by scaredpoet

Really now, is THIS what BREAKING NEWS has come to?

FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) — Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.

Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men’s public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.

Buechel suspects the person comes in once or twice a week around midday and gets about six rolls a week from dispensers. Some rolls weren’t even full, he said.

Does your time feel wasted? Yeah, it did for me too. SO much so that I felt I had to rant about it to justify the waste.

MAYBE this would’ve been newsworthy,if, somehow, al qaeda was planning a MASSIVE TERRORIST ATTACK involving hundreds of rolls of pilfered TP. But Osama, creative as he is, just couldn’t pull it off. No way.

Stupid iPhone tricks: the cell phone web server
Sep 26th, 2007 by scaredpoet

Apache on iPhone

There’s a cottage industry of modifications and “native apps” for the iPhone, most of which involve jailbreaking the phone to remove various software restrictions that Apple has put in place. Indeed, a cell phone that essentially runs UNIX underneath the sweet candy interface can do some surprisingly useful things… and potetially some pretty stupid ones too.

Like, running a web server.

Apparently, the geeks that have spent countless hours obsessing over the innards of the iPhone had compiled Apache, Python and Vim, among other open source apps.

And all I can ask is, uhm, why?

I mean, custom ringtones is a nice thing to have. So are many of the other apps that have been created. And having a UNIX shell on your cellphone is kinda neat. But why, oh why, does someone REALLY want to run a web server from their iPhone?! I personally like to USE my phone, thanks very much, and it would be damned annoying if I couldn’t make calls or had to deal with slow response times because someone was busy downloading content. This is generally why people have dedicated servers that just serve web pages. In fact, for just a little more than the price of an iPhone, you COULD get a really good web server, that doesn’t require hacking or jailbreaking to get to work. And it looks damn cool, too.

But, I guess if you truly have no social life, the iPhone isn’t much use for anything else then, eh?


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