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Dead but Not Guilty
May 31st, 2005 by scaredpoet

Isn’t this a lot like executing the prisoner, then overturning his murder conviction?

The Supreme Court Tuesday unanimously threw out the conviction of accounting firm Arthur Andersen, a symbolic victory for a nearly defunct company torn apart in a document-shredding case involving the fallen energy giant Enron.

In a 9-0 opinion, the justices concluded that “jury instructions at issue simply failed to convey the requisite consciousness of wrongdoing.” Chief Justice William Rehnquist wrote the opinion, saying, “Indeed, it is striking how little culpability the instructions required.”

Quite a few people got into this witch hunt mentality once Enron went under, and in fact, quite a few politically motivated individuals with ulterior, future-election-winning motives still have a burning drive to kill witches in coprorate America that don’t necessarily exist. And an important point is made in the above-cited article: Andersen was railroaded on a very weak case, and although people can shrug off a conviction that kills a company, they ignore the fact that this company employs thousands, and pays the pensions and benefits of thousands more. The corporate entity is a thing; convict and execute it and it doesn’t suffer. But those who depend on it, in this case, people who are apparently quite innocent, are the ones who suffer the hardship.

This is something that should be remembered as politicians and pundits continue to go after “corporate responsbility” cases, whether it’s real or perceived. Yes, some wrongdoing has occurred. No one doubts that Enron was a hotbed for this kind of activity. Forcing a domino-line of partner companies to fall on their swords for the sake of looking good to the public, however, is a dangerous move. Corporations are nice faceless entities to rail against when we feel we must, but we can’t forget that they do sign the paychecks of the people that work under them.

Easter Eggs and parental guilt trips
May 30th, 2005 by scaredpoet

As I was checking coverage on the Motient data network for a friend of mine (and simultaneously being in awe that the Motient data network, which runs on the DataTAC network that’s been aroud since 1987 and technically hasn’t changed one bit, is still operating), I came across a very odd street name on their coverage map tool:

evan you never
(click on the above image for a larger view)

“Evan You Never Call Us Down Here” road? Could there possibly be a street bearing this name?

Well, no. As it turns out, comparing the same coordinates on a GPS mapping tool yields a much more mundane (and personally verified as correct) street name. But I do wonder who decided to put this little easter egg into the map, and who they were trying to guilt trip. It’s quite subtle, and I wonder if it was effective.

Time Perceptions
May 29th, 2005 by scaredpoet

Intersections in Real Time

Name: “Intersections in Real Time”
Subject: Still Object
Medium: Nikon Coolpix 7600, Nikkor ED Lens, Exposure +1.7EV
Date: May 29, 2005 @ 9:38 a.m.

On morons and 911
May 27th, 2005 by scaredpoet

It never ceases to amaze me how people think that for every trivial little thing, people think they should call 911 to solve their ills. The was of course the 911 cheeseburger incident. Now some old bag landed herself in jail because she called 911 on a pizza delivery joint, because they wouldn’t deliver:

People often call 911, though, to complain that their satellite television has gone out, the clog won’t drain or even to ask the time, she said. But once told they could be arrested for tying up the system, Giannini said, they usually stop calling.

And in July, Charlotte-Mecklenburg residents will have an easy-to-remember phone number — 311 — to report nonemergency police matters or questions about city services.

But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.

When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said. The officer did not need medical treatment, she said.

All this for a stupid pizza?! Couldn’t the old bag have saved herself all this trouble and called another pizza joint?

O&A Strike again
May 26th, 2005 by scaredpoet

Following another Assault on the Media, XM talk duo Opie & Anthony are making news again after a WBCS-2 reporter is fired for dropping the F-Bomb on live TV:

Chi’en was reporting live yesterday morning (5/19) from the entrance of a NYC subway, giving details about a MetroCard scam, when O&A crony Nathaniel slipped behind Chi’en with a very large O&A sign, shouting, “XM Satellite Radio.” Chi’en, who appeared to think his report had cut away to previously filmed footage, quickly turned around and yelled “What the f*ck is your problem, man?!,” at the departing Nathaniel. The entire outburst aired live.

Good one. 🙂

Of course this post wouldn’t be complete without a clip of the incident.


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