I can never eat at Wendy’s. Ever Again.

Check out Rufus’ mad skillz as he plays the spatula-guitar, and breaks out with his Phat Wendy’s groovelicious moves, yo. The hood ‘be down with all-beef patties. Awww yeah.

Back in 1989, this is the ridiculous stupidity that Wendy’s employees were subjected to. Just think; anyone that flipped your burger during that era was probably rapping this song to themselves, in their heads.

Even for 1989, this is pretty hacky. What the hell were the higher-ups at Wendy’s thinking? And, has Rufus the Phat Burger-Rapper since committed suicide after discovering the horrific error of his ways by appearing in this video?

I’m so lucky I managed to never work in food service. Yuck.